[Longshot]

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed
me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.

The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama in '08'.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells
me that it's important to my health.

 

[h2ofwlr]

Bwahahahhaaaaa

 

[Longshot]

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack.
The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared,
wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, 'I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.'
'Oh, dear,' cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock. 'We've never had a Democrat in the family before!'