When I bring Virginia and Betty Sue to the fillin' station I just tell Bubba and Cletus that they belong to my sister, who I am married to. They just give me a big toothless grin and forget that they were just about to make me squeal like a pig.
You sure are right about West Virtucky though, that place is scary!
I am doubting that Virginia, Betty Sue, or myself will make it up this fall. However, I wouldn't rule anything out yet!