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Guys,

I wanted to pass on some solid financial advice I received this morning.

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent
deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. :beer: :beer:
 

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That is really good Perry. Would you believe I have clients that refused to sell their Nortel for a huge gain because they didn't want to pay tax. I guess that problem took care of itself :wink: The joke here is to buy BUD and Phillip Morris because people tend to drink and smoke more during recessions :beer:
 

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Hey Perry...are you going to be a presenter at the Game Fair again this year.I'm leaving for MLPS tomorrow.Going to see those Twins!!!
 

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No, I won't be presenting at Game Fair. I decided that three years is enough. What more can you say in a fourth year that you haven't said in the first three? I think by now there are too many hunters using the internet to enhance their waterfowl hunting experience anyway.
 

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Good one Perry :beer:

We do not have a deposit here but I have been building my aluminum can pile for quite some time. I think even doing that much is better than my retirement is doing right now. I think I am going to work harder at it :D:D:D.
 

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What the heck????? Bring up a 6 year old post for spam???? :huh:
 
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