Thanks for the complements, guys.
I didn't tell you about the time my Caravan slid off the road down in Iowa. I was going to do a U-turn to chase a running pheasant. I just put my right front wheel on the grass and the shoulder gave way and I slowly slid into the ditch. I tried to drive back up on the gravel but got hung up. I had to walk a quarter mile to ask the local farmer for help. He pulled me a little but was afraid to pull in more for fear of tipping the van. It was just enough to get back down in the ditch. Then, I gave her hell for about 75 yards down the knee high grass in the ditch. If there had been a rock, log, or big badger whole hidden in there I don't know what might have happened. But, I got up enough speed to blast out of the ditch like a dude on a snow board. I got a four wheel drive vehicle the next year.