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A Warning from Pakistan

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohamed Omar, warned the United States that if military action
against Terrorists continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply
of convenience store managers and possibly candidates for President of the United States. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and Other Electronic customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

It' s going to get ugly folks! :D
 

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Another slant on a similar issue

 

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no surprise, no biggie, we know he made a heart warming speech to a PLO group and attending Prof. Rashid Khalidi, the tape is in the L.A Times vault.
damn folks, all the evidence is there to see, all the doubt is there to see, all the associations with terrorists and Marxist professors, etc. yet the stupid American people are stepping right into the trap...our enemies no longer fear or respect us, because we are ignorant...
 

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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort!!!!

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your

anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America. :beer:
 
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