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>> A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The
>> father
>> > said,
>> > "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
>> > A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and
>> ran back
>> > to
>> > his son.
>> > "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
>> > The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered
>> across my
>> > feet.
>> > I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
>> > I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
>> > I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
>> > I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
>> > I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
>> > But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said,
>> "Should we
>> > eat
>> > them here or take them with us?
>> > Well, I guess I just panicked
 
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